Saturday, June 11, 2011

Black Rebel Rifter Club

I joined the Black Rebel Rifter Club today.  Seems like exactly the sort of group I'm looking for.

  • Rifter pilots.  Check!  
  • Encourage solo PvP with few strings attached or additional responsibilities.  Check!  
  • Friendly. Check!
  • Willing to admit me to the club!**  Check!  
What more can a person ask?  Check us out if you're interested in finding a Rifter/Solo Piracy corporation.  Here's some background information:


Rifter hull enthusiasts.  Unwashed beards, grease, silver sunglasses, long beaded hair or shaved heads, tribal faces, armpits, earrings, chain whips, pistols and stripped-down Rifter hulls passing in formation like a burst of dirty thunder. It's Black Rebel time, baby!

Low-sec pvp, high-sec harassment and war-decs, espionage and infiltration, null-sec and wormhole expeditions, bar fights and ganks.

Recruitment is by invite or vouch only. Join public channel >> The Autocannon
  • Spare drive chain parts from the Rifter's deadly autocannons have been known to be stripped down and used as 'belts' on the Rebels' clothing . . . Always at hand when a bar fight turns ugly. - - Gallente Police Training Manual.
  • How they manage to do it? Last I heard they are drinking their beer from unrinsed mindflood flasks. Interesting idea come to think of it. You selling some? - Unkown Roden Shipyards welder, Egghelende.
  • How did the Rebels grow to be such disliked hell-raisers? Easy, they worked overtime at being crafty, cruel and cowardly. - Serpentis chemical plant worker.
Weird Haul Found at Gang's Hideout.Four coffins, two electronic grave markers and Thukker tribe emblems were found Saturday in the headquarters of a notorious frigate flying gang where three members were arrested on narcotics charges.

The residence also contained a throne chair five feet tall, a stuffed owl, an Amarrian beheading sword and assorted frigate trophies and memorabilia. - Excerpt from a weekly news report on New Eden's known criminal gangs.


** "I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER" - Groucho Marx

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